:)

KuanVern:大家好,我是林冠
JiaLe:buu~~
KuanVern:我都还没讲完!!
JiaLe:我是38Lee
KuanVern:那么今天我们有什么产品呢?
JiaLe:一千个从路上拾到的拐杖
此时,有一个巨大的影子跑过来

HuiQi:我的第一千个拐杖呢?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KuanVern:请保安人员立刻把这个失忆的阿嫲带走
保安(Vivien):情况危急,我们急需您的一根腋毛!
KuanVern:可是我的腋毛被剃光了,只有胸毛
JiaLe:你不要假假,明明就是自己太饿了所以才被吃光的!
KuanVern:真相大白!!!
JiaLe:你还真的打算用这一句带过不解释!!
Vivien:现在请给我您的胸毛
KuanVern:拔不出,太粗了
JiaLe:用咬的!
KuanVern:成功!
Vivien:终于
HuiQi:我找到我的拐杖了
说着....他就带着那根粗粗的胸毛走.....还跟我们Tata
JiaLe:他真的没发现那只是你的胸毛而不是拐杖吗?
KuanVern:其实那个是我爸爸的拐杖
JiaLe:你竟然把你爸爸的拐杖当做胸毛来用
KuanVern:没办法,现在什么都是假的,所以我的熊猫也是假的
JiaLe:你可以别这么冷静吗!!
(黑暗界拍卖会制作人)Vivien:重新开场
JiaLe:原来你有那么多兼职
KuanVern:这一千个拐杖是什么?
JiaLe:是一个老婆婆遗失的拐杖
KuanVern:真是一个感人的故事,那拐杖有什么特点?
JiaLe:很多
KuanVern:那又是什么呢?
........................................
KuanVern:你根本是骗人!!
JiaLe:啊,想到了,买的人会失踪
KuanVern:很恐怖啊!!
JiaLe:买了之后七天再送给别人就没事了
KuanVern:那买来干嘛!!
JiaLe:好吧,请拨打以下的电话号码来订购
KuanVern:好期待结果
                                                                                                                                         05
JiaLe:右上角的数字代表着出货量,现在不停地再增加哦
KuanVern:这是现场节目吗?
JiaLe:啊,有电话...................好的.................好消息第一千个买拐杖的人附送一个老阿嫲
KuanVern:别在才卖出第五个的时候说出来!!.......................除此之外,真的没有别的礼品了吗?
JiaLe:没有了
KuanVern:那我脱好了
JiaLe,Vivien(制作人):不要!!!
Vivien:会影响收视率!!
JiaLe:为了防止本节目继续腐败下去,到此为止吧~
Vivien:赞同
KuanVern:等等,我要脱!!

(完)

ba ba ba ba ba ba ba . ba ba ba ba ba ba ba

Pray

Hello , I'm back !

 To protect the world from devastation! Mansy: To unite all people within our nation! Sadsy: To denounce the evils of truth and love! Pornsy: To extend our reach to the stars above! 83! 38! Leosy: Team Rocket38 blasting off at the speed of light!

Meow ~ 

Yeah , I finish a post , To Mansy : Kuan-Vern see you soon 

去请个清洁工把拜托

飞尘真多~
没人打理吗？
天哥啊！
谁没写今晚就死定了！！！
对！我再跟你讲话！ “满地蛋”！
今晚睡觉不要闭眼
我会summon一个随时随地会以狰狞，披头散发的“人”出现在你面前！ （是谁不用我说吧）
而且是在早上9.00（9-6）！
不要怀疑我所说的。。。
现在是晚上11.05（9-6）绝对还没到时间！
尽请期待。。。

from：阑唐瞎逗 n 麦冬析~

321
yeh~

黑痴

devil心语
最近我总觉得怪怪的
当我在思考到底是怎么回事的时候
那种感觉又来了
乌起码黑的
好可怕
手指想找有安全感的地方
就随便乱插 差了一个
有点湿的地方
哪里好舒服 有一点硬块 让我真不想离开它

evil心语
我在恶作剧
当我把devil眼睛盖起来的时候
我觉得有两只强而有力的东西
插在我的洞里 （表想歪）
好舒服哦 有屎以来
觉得最舒服的一次了

demon心语
当我看见他俩时
我眼睛已溃烂
天啊 地啊

monster心语
当我走进班时，
我惊吓
突然喊了出来：“我也要来！怎么不叫我？”

from: bak chi 一个~

321~
yeh~

Stupid .. Idiot

What !!!!?
Now you still call some people you hate stupid/idiot ?
Here got a new adjective............
Kuan-Vern!

Kuan-Vern is really really a wonderful adjective,
Example:Mansy very Kuan-Vern.
From this sentence , we can conclude that : Mansy very ugly,suck,fuck,stupid,idiot dan sebagainya
Kuan-Vern this adjective is really damn useful,hope every38 can use it

Kuan-Vern not only an adjective , its a  "ming ci , dong ci , dai ci"
Ming Ci/Dai Ci  is her name
Then, how we use Dong Ci?
Example:Sadsy is Kuan-Vern-ing.
From this sentence, we knew Sadsy is doing sex , making chocolate , sucking XX dan sebagainya
So,Kuan-Vern also can use as Dong Ci

GangXiang
Kuan-Vern see this don't angry :)
Thanks a lot to u and other 38 to be the example ,
And also always make me laugh :D
Thanks you all BIANTAI

From:Guess la

123 YEH~its holiday holiday

nth

Based on the post kura-kura, I must activate this blog everyday
During the May of 2011,only 1 38 member-Devil 38 no post new thing,
Our 38's Flower-Evil38 still have post a piece of shit out,
Nevermind, I knew what happen to you ,
You are studying everyday like a nerd,
No matter whatever , we still love  you

Why we all no post new thing ,
Lazy?
It ain't stopping me to write a post,
OMG,
Seems like I'm giving stress to you all,
Felt so sorry.

Devil38 no I wanna "ZAT" / "FengCi" you,
You really forget 38 ?
But I still trust you,
You wouldn't forget 38 right ?
If you really forgotten it ,
Please tell me,
I would help you to fill the memory we had before T.T



From:"Body No Colour Phonix Pair Flying Wings"
         

Love you all , don't as a friend this time , as a best friend now ! Althought I don't know you still think me are yours best friend a not, but for me, it would be last forever

hey yo guess who the hell am i ..whoever that is correct will get a piece of shit from me